Q&A Meme

Was tagged by Gratsi and you guys know how I love memes.  Hehehe.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize in advance to you guys, but the moon really is not doing me good these days and I’m feeling an incessant need to be naughty.  And yeah, deprivation can do that to a poor man. Hahahaha. 

1. whats your latest addiction?

- hmmm, let’s see…..aside from the smell of my used socks, I’d have to say Cheezee Crunch!!!!

2. What are you listening to?

- Shape of my heart - Sting

3. How late did you stay up last night and why?

- For some screwed up reason, I was up till 1am.  Wasn’t reading or anything, just up, contemplating on whether the dagobah system was worth saving or not.

4. Who were you with last friday night?

- Let’s see was it Carla? Or Meg? or Suzie? Oh yes, I was with the three of them! Having tea at Bella’s tea party! Now if only they were real women. 

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

- who knows?  If not, I can always have a relationship with my palm. 

6. When is the next time you’ll see your close friends?- Hmmm, not sure.  we normally just wing it and decide to meet up at a spur of the moment. 

7. What were you doing this morning at 7am?- Inside the bathroom seriously contemplating if I should shave it or just trim it.

8. What radio station do you listen to the most?
- i don’t listen to the radio anymore. <———I’m keeping this one Gratsi.

9. What was the reason you last cried?
-  It was Saturday and I had to take Igor back to his mom after a two week stay with me.  So while preparing his clothes for the trip home hunched on the floor, he waddles up to me,  then this really big fat hard-bound dictionary fell on my foot and I just had to let it all out.  Gotcha didn’t I? 

10. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
- Question should be rephrased, if anyone ever talked to me when I was high. hehehe

11. What’s the fifth text in your inbox say?
- if it’s Email then it says: Undeliverable pleasure, come claim it. Oh wait, that’s the spam folder, now what does it say in my inbox, hmmmm, oh there it is…..You’ve been superpoked! Gilbert has saved water by taking a shower with you. WTF?????

- if it’s my cellphone: It’s asking for a contract as an attachment to my proposal.  

12.Where was the last coffee shop u go?
- Shouldn’t this be “where was the last coffee shop you went to?”  Anyway, that is beside the point, but I went to Krispy Kreme and had coffee there. 

13.Whats ur outfit right now?
- nothing. I’m doing this from the toilet.  Hehehe. 

16. What were you doing at 11pm last night?
-  11 pm? having wet dreams?

17. Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
- my current squeeze……

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Oh come on! of course it’s my daughter! Sheesh, people! get a life!  

18. Will you be driving in a year?
- Yes, I will be driving all the people around me insane!

19. Is there anything that you are craving right now?
- how about hot passionate sex??

20. When did your last hug take place?
- Hmmm, that’s easy I always get hugs from bella. 

22. Have you ever started a sentence with “No offense, but…”?
- nah, that’s so unimaginative.  I’d start off with “Not to rock your noggin…..” hwehwehwehwe

23. Do you drink tea?
- rarely, only iced ones or c2.

24.Have you ever been arrested?
- almost a cardiac arrest, when I saw bella posing like a model for a pic. 

25. Have you rode in someone else’s car today?
- why of course, the fx drivers car.

26. Have you made a mistake this past week?
- Oh I always make mistakes, like for instance, I accidentally said I like your boob instead of food to a hostess who is a new acquaintance. 

27. Who was the last person you texted?
- Hmmm, the accountant. 

28. Are you happy with your life right now?
- could be better.  Maybe a little romp under the sheets with a sexy hottie would make it perfect. 

29. In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
-  of? drugs? Nope.  Alcohol? well it’s me, so yeah. Hahahaha.

30. What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
- He’s my office accountant and boy would it be weird if he had another type of relationship in mind. 

Alright, I’m done!  So I will tag Cocoy, Joyce and Nightdreamer.