Way with words

Work as usual is taking a lot of my time.  Just yesterday I was only able to go home by 8pm.   I wasn't about to but my daughter insisted that she had an assignment in Math.  Multiplication at that.  (oh wow, like I'm very good at math).  Anyway, I was talking to her on the phone when she told me that she has a bad letter for me at home.  Was asking her what it was thinking that she must've done something terrible in school and the principal is now calling for me.

Anyway, was home by 8:30, she was lying on the bed and greets me with a "Hi Dad!"

I  then see the letter on top of the computer table and…………oh well, you guys be the judge.

Never knew that you could sign off a death threat with "Love "

It is a requirement in her school that she get a medical certificate before she swims.  Most of the time work has my mind occupied and stuff like these sometimes slips it.  Anyway,  as I almost died from laughing.  She then requests me if I could get her a glass of water.

Bella:  Dad, I'm thirsty, could you get me a glass of water?

Me:  After threatening me with death, you now ask me  a favor? 

Bella: Awww, come on Dad!  I wasn't really going to kill you.  I'll just wrestle you.

Me:  Oh and that's supposed to make me feel better?

Bella:  Yeah.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.   Such a way with words!  

See Janus?  I've more reason to be afraid of her than she has with me.  Hahahaha!