The!?!?!
August 10, 2007This is a blast! A friend of mine emailed me this and also posted it in his blog. Am asking him for permission if I can publish it here since, I've been too busy to come up with a funny entry, (so I'll just rip someone off) but I really can't wait for his answer and will post it just the same as I am an asshole like that.
Again, my apologies to my foreign readers as it contains snippets in the vernacular.
The!!!
We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.
Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.
Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?
Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."
Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.
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That was fucking funny! It made my day. Haha.
One of my former blockmates in college once said “blessing in the sky”. Can’t ever forget how hard I laughed when I heard it from a friend. He was also the same guy who said, “Uy alam niyo ba yung band na Party! At The Disco?” LOL. Meron pa siyang isang hirit eh. My friend said they were talking about wrestling moves one time, and instead of low blow, he said something like ‘below job’. Kaloka.
Posted by Roanne at August 10, 2007, 2:00 pmI would think that that letter was re-engineered as most of those cliche’s were listed down before in an email.
However, it still is very funny.
So next time Cris and Roanne, don’t beat the bush do what you mean.
well, well, well… look do we have here! .. heheh! this really made my day!! have a wicked weekend!
Posted by ccc at August 11, 2007, 1:38 pmsheeesh, I still laugh hysterically when I read this and it’s been three days.
Glad you liked it ccc! Though, I can sense a serious entry coming up next for me. Just had an epiphany while taking a crap. Come to think of it, this is where most of my epiphanies happen. Hmmmm, odd, very odd.
Don’t worry, I don’t have time today to write it but will do so after work.
LOL i read this one just last night from a blog, and emailed it to my sis. ang galing ng pagkagawa talaga. genius. hehehe…. kaya virus, mine you own business because life is shorts!
Posted by carey at August 14, 2007, 5:40 pmCarey, but I do mine my own business that is why everything swell to pieces. Anyway, I will burn the bridge when I get there.
Hehehe, I agree, this was done very creatively.
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Oh my!!!
Posted by cris at August 10, 2007, 9:15 amWhat the !!!