Men are Pigs
July 25, 2007While lining up at the toll gate from Filinvest going to Manila my officemate and I spotted this chick who just paid her toll and was proceeding at the opposite direction. Instantaneously, we looked at each other and said "PWEDE" (possible).
Men are such pigs. A pretty face and body will immediately disrupt ANY train of thought. Just to give you wimmen an idea, here is a sample (oh and men, don't deny it please, you know you think it!)
While walking to were I am supposed to get a ride home, I am normally besieged by thoughts of work and kids.
"Egad, we really need to improve on collection. But how will we do that if the clients are insisting on finishing customizations first? Sheeeit, we really need to balance our time more and maximize our resources. OH MAN!!! THOSE ARE BIG JUGS! AS BIG AS WATERMELONS! Hmmm, speaking of watermelons, I wonder if we still have distilled drinking water at home? I can't afford for the kids to drink just any water, they might get sick and I really can't afford for any of them to go to the hospital. I guess…..EGAD, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! They are as white as snow!!! Yeah, white, oh yeah, I remember…..i need to buy that white telephone cable so that my phone can get installed already."
See? That is how we men normally think. Once in a while we may dwell on a particularly hot specimen of your gender and somehow, thoughts may get out of hand, but normally it is just a passing thought.
Yep men are pigs. I just wish that we could orgasm like pigs. I remember receiving this email years ago about trivia and it wrote there that pigs orgasm for a full 30 minutes! Jeeeeezus H, that would mean, that we would be orgasming our way to the office. Imagine being seated next to a guy inside the fx, who is moaning and squirming like an epileptic all the way from pasig to ayala avenue!!! What's more is what if there were three of them inside? Son of a gun!
Okay, I have clearly gone overboard again with my ramblings. However, wouldn't it be fun if we all could experience that?
Previous Comments
well, you didn’t deny it so I guess, there must some truth to the entry eh?
“Alvs” will get over it. Afterall, he has the virus to breathe down on his neck. 
You think only men think that way? As long as it’s a passing thought, there really isn’t anything wrong with that. It’s only human nature, we women can just be such primadonnas some times.
Actually pigs’ orgasms last longer, 30 is just a minimum. Now that made me think, would men enjoy having diphallic terata?
Posted by joiz at July 25, 2007, 3:14 pmJoiz,
Where are these women that think this way? Could you introduce us to them? Hahahahaha! Kidding of course.
Regarding diphallic terrata, I will make this entry more controversial. As long as there are two women………..
Yikes, see? I’m a pig. hahahaha! *oink, oink*
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 25, 2007, 3:26 pmMan, even if you won’t call me a pig, ok lang… It is a FACT! hehe… Ayan na nga bang sinasabi ko! Instant thought pag- nakakakita ng chic! Hot specimen can boost a lot of serotonin and increase appetite este brain cells pala… hehe… For 30 minutes? Pwede… LOL
Posted by janus3185 at July 25, 2007, 4:59 pmJanus,
Yes, unbelievable isn’t it? I would have to assume that it is all relative I guess. Hell, a pig can have sex the night before and be served at the lunch table the following day. Not actually the greatest exchange eh? Hehehehe
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 26, 2007, 7:07 amoink! oink!
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mas tsismoso ang lalaki kesa sa babae… 
CCC, I beg to disagree. But if there is damning evidence like let’s say a video or email, that is something that indeed we would all like to see! Hahahaha! Sorry, just had to justify my need to get that video. Hehehe
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 26, 2007, 3:07 pmif you really must see the video … give me your e-mail addie and i’ll send it to you! uuuuuuuy!!! ang ngiti!!! abot tenga!!!!
Posted by ccc at July 26, 2007, 3:21 pmhahahaha! I am impressed. How’d you know my smile would reach up to my ears???
Was just joking madame. As much as I sound like a sex maniac in my blog, it is really just to build controversy and I am afraid of karma as I have a daughter.
But if you insists, my email address is ramblingvirus@gmail.com! HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 26, 2007, 3:34 pmi disagree!!! i definitely definitely dont think that way!!!
fine, i do..
Posted by paolomendoza at July 26, 2007, 5:05 pmBut … I like pigs!
Posted by bender at July 26, 2007, 8:58 pmI respect your opinion about us men being disgustingly vapid but let me stress out that MY BROTHER IS NOT A PIG!
Ok I just had to make funney.
Posted by Steel at July 26, 2007, 10:30 pmPaolo, paolo, paolo…….tsk, tsk, tsk. The oink, problem is oink, oink, oink, oink! Do you copy over? *oink!
Bender, oh I’m sure you do! And just to show you some more how much of a pig men are, here’s another example. Was walking home two days ago when I noticed a used sanitary napkin in a pile of garbage. As disgusted as I was at the sight, I began to wonder why is it that not all women use tampons? Hmmm, if I were a woman, I would think that would be more pleasurable. See? OINK OINK!
Steel, something wrong with your brother dude? Hahahahaha!
Okay, okay, I would surmise that I have once again elevated my status to WILD BOAR proportions. What would the decent people who read my blog say? Wait, if they are reading here then they mustn’t be decent!
To everyone, soooooooeeeeeeeeee, sooooooooeeee!
hmmm….they say admittance is the first step to recovery. However, I don’t know of any man really that has any desire to change this behavior! Men……………..what to do, what to do!
Greenie, because we are pigs, and rolling in the mud is what we do!! Hehehehe.
Glad to see you sis!
at least you know you’re dirty!!!!!!! lol
Posted by Heather at July 27, 2007, 9:47 amDirty and downright disgusting. That is why we need the wimmen to clean us up!
A sponge bath would do! Hahahahaha!
Okay, take that voodoo doll away H!!!!
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 27, 2007, 9:52 am.. because tampons are so small, it would only make us ( ladies) feel uncomfortable giving us bad *what ifs* mental images that a small, handy, detachable penis is what our man has.
Posted by bender at July 27, 2007, 9:21 pmSeriously, it’s perfectly normal for men to ogle at well-rounded buns and long legs and tight buttocks and…hamanahamana…**drools**
Since I’ve completely drifted away, let me point you to a sucky article which explains why men have such a behavior.
Posted by Steel at July 28, 2007, 3:50 amBender, bender, bender, Okay! I am utterly speechless with your latest comment. See, my mouth is open in awe! You have just elevated your status to demigod in my eyes!! Hahahaha!
Steel, I read the article, it was well written and all, however just a slight bit of a problem…………it made sense! Hehehehe. We are after inanity, jocularity and plane sillyness. Don’t worry, you’re still insane, you just get these lucid moments when you actually make sense. Hehehehe
Posted by ramblingvirus at July 28, 2007, 6:21 amTHIS IS SO HILLARIOUS!!! bakt kaya ngayon ko lang to nabasa?! i couldve given you a piece of **********! hahahahhaa! 
fill in the blanks manong, come on! magandang game yan! hehehehe..
a pig can have a 30-min orgasm, but can a real man have that?! oh, just thinkin out loud..pardon me! hahahahhaa!
Posted by trish at August 26, 2007, 8:07 pmManang, I am afraid to fill in the blanks. I’m shy! Hahahahaha!
A 30 minute orgasm for a real man…… but that would make for a sick society I tells ya. Hehehe.
Posted by ramblingvirus at August 28, 2007, 10:07 pm–”knowledge” is the word manong! :p kaw talaga. SHY?! shy mo mukha mo! hehehee..
btw, i dont use tampons coz i have this crazy notion that the “thread” might get stuck somewhere and it’ll be stuck there..HAHAHAHAHA!
btw, my security code from your blog is: ENEMA (ha! ha!)
weird day today….
Posted by tonyo at August 28, 2007, 11:38 pmwhoa! You don’t use the word tampons together with the name tonyo at the same time! It doesn’t give very good images ya know! 
Hehehe. I am honored madame with the security code!
Oh yeah, and I am shy! I swear! Notice I couldn’t look you in the eye? Ok, ok, I may have given away an ulterior motive there but hell, i really think I am. Hahahaha!
Posted by ramblingvirus at August 29, 2007, 12:24 pmwalang pakialaman, kanya kanyang buhay to! hahaaha!
tingin lang ng tingin. HAHAHA. Nice blog. Wanna exchange link?
Posted by e-leaguers at January 8, 2008, 10:11 pmeleague,
Thanks for the kind words. Sure thing, let’s.
Posted by ramblingvirus at January 9, 2008, 7:26 amGood read.
If men are pigs, and we hear that all the time, what are women?
No, seriously.
Peace.
Posted by Ozy at April 14, 2008, 6:10 pmThanks. Hmmm, women……how should we describe them…..okay, I give up! They’re still the greatest mystery of the universe for me. Hehehe
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I can’t believe you just called me a PIG!
Posted by Alvin at July 25, 2007, 1:44 pmThis is too much for “alvs” to handle at this time… huhuhu.