Gratitude

Two hours is long to sit in front of a computer.  Yes, I have been here staring at this screen, tryin' to figure out what to write.   TWO HOURS!  Then I got to thinking how my life is undergoing a complete turnaround from the last three years of hell and I figured I may as well be thankful for the blessings I have.  So I sit here thinking of the smallest things that make my life worth living:

HOPE: You guys probably all know me by now to know that  I am sexually deprived, yet I continue with the miserable existence due to the fact, that I know one day I just might hit the jackpot and do it with a bunch of women all at the same time.   As the cliche goes, hope springs eternal.  

FINE PRINT:  Yes, the fine print makes for good bathroom reading material.  When a bum stomach dictates that you be on the throne at the soonest possible time. Browsing for reading material is a task that can't be afforded.   So for fine print on bottles of aspirin, box of condoms (hardly used, and reminds me to purchase a new box, as those in my possession may have expired years ago! and yeah by the way, did you know that condoms are only effective 95% of the time?), tootpaste boxes, fungal cream, shampoo bottles, vaginal douche, and antiseptics…….a very heartfelt thank you. 

DUST:  Yes, without dust, how would we know it is time to clean the house eh? I can spend hours and hours creatively writing graffitti on table tops, cars, glass paynes, and floors.  Art Attack would have been envious. 

RECKLESS DRIVERS:  Without them, we wouldn't be getting those gory pictures in our email boxes of mangled bodies, torn muscles and broken bones.   Yes, yes, these are things that make us think how fragile life can be and how at any time, we may be called to go home.  It also is a good substitute for dieting. 

WHITE HEADS/BLACK HEADS:   Yes, nothing is so satisfying than to successfully squeeze a perfectly comfortable white head or black head on the nose, cheek or forehead.  

INSANE PEOPLE:  Who the heck will I talk to if not for this bunch of people who somehow live in the I.PH world huh?  

TRAFFIC: Ah another one of my favorites.  Without traffic, how in the world will you be able to picture and imagine the gorgeous bombshell in front of you in the FX naked huh?  A word of caution though, you have to be conscious of your facial expressions.   Some images are just too darn real at times that it's difficult to control the expressions.

Well for now, that will be all.  I'm sure there really are so many things to be thankful for.  Life ain't so bad!