The Gender Wars - The beginning

Marching slowly yet deliberately towards the battlefield, Col. Virus hangs onto the reigns of his horse and ponders the effects of his planned offensive.  "This could likely condemn me (and all who decide to join me) to a life of celibacy ya know?"  He thought to himself.  "Maybe there's another way to get the point across?"  His alterego Pacificvirus, shot back. "Nah, we have to use shock and awe tactics.  These are women and once they get their groove on, it will be the end for us.  The element of surprise must be ours." The Colonel mused. "But we are outnumbered! We will be kissing the soil long before we reach the battlefront." PV contended.  Suddenly, he stops dead on his tracks, as if the contention abruptly slapped him in the face.  “We must negotiate.” he muttered.

Riding on his noble steed Ebola, he rides to the middle of the battlefield carrying the banner of truce.  At the other side of the plateau, another rider breaks away from the ranks and gallops toward where he stood.  Her name is Elizabeth the brave, a captain of the femaledom army, heavily clad in chain mail, her double handed sword lay safely in it’s scabbard, swinging wildly at her side as she approached the colonel. Her appearance belies the tremendous strength she possesses.

“Hail Mistress Captain.  I am Virus, Colonel of the Musketeer’s Army of Libido and Ego (MALE).  We come here today to stress our points of contention.  We may negotiate if you wish, thus preventing a bloodbath.  If not then we present to you the rules of engagement. What say you Madame?”

“Colonel, colonel.  Tsk, tsk, tsk.” She mockingly answered. “Do not for one minute think that we cannot sense the fear in your eyes. You are outnumbered ten to one, and here you go on and on about threats of bloodbaths.” voicing her observation while surveying the MALE army.  She then continued “But we are not savages.  We recognize that all of you must’ve had a mother to begin with.  Hence, we are prepared to hear your terms.  No more negotiations, just the terms of engagement.”

The Colonel, gives a heavy sigh. “You leave us no choice Madame.  Here are the terms of engagement.”

1. Each blogger must signify their intention to join by registering on this Entry. (just leave a comment then don’t forget to enter your blog address so that we all know which blogs to monitor.)
2. Bloggers will write (attack) something about the opposite gender (in there own blogs) that they don’t like, think as very odd, annoying, disgusting, or senseless behavior. Kindly, title your entry as “The Gender Wars”.
3. Reactions will be posted in the comments of that blog.
4. No one is allowed to get angry.  We are all trying to understand each other.
5. Definitely, no crying.  That is a foul, and gives an unfair advantage to women. :p
6. Most definitely, no personal attacks, no hate, racial slurs please. We are all educated people and are not really at war ya know. Hehehe
7. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT WE ARE DOING THIS IN THE SPIRIT OF FUN AND GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.  SO DON’T SAY ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULDN’T SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. (Would’ve used mother, then remembered a lot of people don’t tell a lot of stuff  to their mothers. Hehehehe)

Should you have any suggestions on how to go about this then please feel free post them. With that, I would like to wish everyone goodluck! (yeah, even the women.)