Deep thoughts
April 10, 2007Man is a rational being so much so that we have become the guardians of life in the world. It is precisely this ability to think and rationalize that separates us from beasts. However, man in itself is an enigma. No two people are alike, yet some behavior are generalized all throughout the world. Hence, the following are some observations. Graphic content, proceed at your own peril.
- Ever wonder why people have to roll their boogers into a ball? Does it give it more aero dynamics when being flicked thus achieveing a higher velocity? Do we really hope to kill someone with those disgusting things?
- Ever wonder why women wear these really low cut jeans and very short blouses then try to kill themselves through strangulation by overly stretching the material each time they stoop forward? What's really funny is when these women are well endowed up front and they now have the problem of stretching the blouse both ways. One to cover the peeking undies and the other to restrain the escaping boobies.
- Ever wonder why when people smell poop the first instinct is to look at the soles of the shoes? Yeah, it's a matter of thinking that you may have stepped on some, but I can't help but think that some overdo it to hide the fact that they just let out a really disgusting fart.
- Ever wonder why you never thought that you'd get morning breath from her the morning after?
- What's more of a wonder is how you can make it stand after a whiff of that?
- Ever wonder why men are so fascinated with their penis that they even go so far and watch themselves in the bathroom mirror and wishing it were longer than it really was?
- Ever wonder why an obssesive compulsive partner in bed's first reaction after you both come is to reach for a towel or tissue just so you won't soil the bed?
- Ever wonder why when you like someone the tone and pitch of your voice becomes higher?
- Ever wonder why I came up with all of these observations even though, I work real hard and have duties at home?
- Ever wonder why and how fish pee and defacate? Maybe that's why the sea is salty? Eeeeew.
- Ever wonder why women rights groups demand for equality yet resent you when you don't offer your seat in a bus?
Oh well, should I disappear after publishing this then y'all probably know the reason why.
For now, let the whirlwind begin!
Previous Comments
OMG!!! Linus…..why does nothing you wondered surprise me? 
Now Greenie, do not scare these people away. They have yet to experience the full extent of depravity that this soul is capable of. Hahahahaha!
Carey, nope, no fever. Just another normal insanity attack from this virus. Hehehe
Posted by ramblingvirus at April 11, 2007, 7:37 amIs this what happens when you mix medication and alcohol?
Posted by Bill at April 11, 2007, 8:52 amHahahaha! Oh geeesh, just saw this now! Nope this is what happens when one is terribly bored and talking to a seven year old the whole night. The brain turns to thoughts of fancy. 
Glad to hear from ya Bill!
Posted by ramblingvirus at April 11, 2007, 8:59 amEver wonder why women wear these really low cut jeans and very short blouses then try to kill themselves through strangulation by overly stretching the material each time they stoop forward? What’s really funny is when these women are well endowed up front and they now have the problem of stretching the blouse both ways. One to cover the peeking undies and the other to restrain the escaping boobies.
Too true if only a bit sad. I say they either cover up or freaking flaunt it. Yes? Perhaps it stems from their fickle minds. Uh-oh. I’m in trouble aren’t I?
Posted by Adam Mordo at April 11, 2007, 2:21 pmUh. I don’t mean to flood bro, but I messed up my previous comment. See, I slashed where I shouldn’t and I quoted my comment instead of what I wanted to quote from your post. My apologies. I go now, head bowed in shame.
Posted by Adam Mordo at April 11, 2007, 2:27 pm“Ever wonder why women wear these really low cut jeans and very short blouses then try to kill themselves through strangulation by overly stretching the material each time they stoop forward? What’s really funny is when these women are well endowed up front and they now have the problem of stretching the blouse both ways. One to cover the peeking undies and the other to restrain the escaping boobies.”
vanity can do so much to a girl. like, make her silly beyond acceptable.
Posted by liz at April 11, 2007, 2:58 pmHey Son of Adam, no worries dude, I fixed it up and all is well in this part of the world. Can’t say the same for yours though as that comment of yours may start world war three. I can teach you the art of dodging claws though. hehehe.
Yes lizzy, I have noticed that. When I was still happily married, I remember seeing my wife putting on mascara and…….oh my God!!! The facial expression was priceless. You know, one eye closed with mouth wide open as if in awe? Though of course it was forbidden to laugh at her majesty’s expense. Hence, snickering behind her back was the most I could do!
Women really are fascinating creatures. Weird but fascinating.
*Okay reminder, what Adam said was worse!*
Sorry dude, instinctual self-preservation in progress. Hahahaha!
Posted by ramblingvirus at April 11, 2007, 9:55 pmSuch deep thoughts.. I wonder where I might have gone for the rest of the day and yesterday.. hmmm..
Nice trail too! I see your post has got Adam itching to write back! 
lol good thing though, I’m not guilty of such vanity!!! hahaha!!!
Yes, I am very deep at times. As deep as an inflatable………dol…..I MEAN!!!…pool in virus standards.
SP, no need for vanity for ya, you were made quite excellently. I congratulate your parents for a job well done!
hahahahaha 
sorry..laugh trip lang ako ngayon
Thank you Mr. Virus. I’ll have you know that I’m quite experienced at the art of claw dodging. It would seem fun to dodge them together though. However, I’m wondering where the harpies are.
And yes SweetChris, I’m itching to write back if only I can shake off this stupid writer’s block. Funny. I open my post editor and all ideas leave me. For now, with Mr. Virus’ permission, I will troll here instead.
And for my second salvo, connected to the mascara observation, I also find it amusing how women can spend an hour meticulously choosing an outfit for casual fridays the night before, only to change their minds and practically empty their closets the following morning, reducing your room to look like a tornado just passed through it. It’s awesome to watch because it’s a frenetic fashion montage set on high speed. Not too awesome because it means getting caught in morning rush hour though. Ok. I shut up now and look out for them claws.
Posted by Adam Mordo at April 13, 2007, 11:23 amHey Adam, are you also experienced with the art of “ball shielding” otherwise known as “crotch parrying”? I am a black belt with that. Afterall, gotta protect the family jewels. Hehe.
Wow! You actually have a live fashion show in the mornings? Coolness. You will have to excuse me cause I have to make do with FTV and them models can’t very well turn to flesh for more exciting pursuits. Hehehe.
You are most welcome to troll around Mr. Mordor. As of the moment though, I won’t be able to write much. Will be moving house this weekend so, it’s going to be a busy time. I promise to be back by Sunday evening though and hopefully, I have some material to work on for another round of insanity.
Adam, you know what I love to do whenever I get a crazy idea to write about? I just save the topic in my GMail draft. That can get you past the writer’s block. Hehe.. wala lang.. suggestion lang po.
“Ever wonder why women rights groups demand for equality yet resent you when you don’t offer your seat in a bus?”
HAH! This is great! worthy of a standing ovation in a sex debate. hmm..i’ll keep this in mind. this could later come in handy.
Careful Wits, there are a ton of them around. We don’t want to get overwhelmed. We don’t, don’t we?
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so these are your deep thoughts huh. LOL
are you OK?!? *checks virus for fever*
Posted by carey at April 10, 2007, 9:32 pm