Not for the faint of heart
March 21, 2007Why do doctors always spank a baby when it is newly conceived? Such a question has always baffled me. Scientific explanations say that it is to help the baby take it's first breath of air. Don't know if I believe that really, I would like to think that it is to wipe that silly grin off the face of the infant. Afterall, who wouldn't be happy to come from where they just came from? Hmmm, makes you think if boys really are born virgins? Tsk, tsk. tsk.
Yes people, and speaking of birth, I wish to welcome you to the birth of the Virus into the i.ph world. See? He's not crying as well. But then again, cyberbirth most probably is as useless as cybersex. Sure you see it, you get aroused by it, but in the end, YOU YOURSELF will need to get the job done! Like viewing that steamy , saucy tbone steak grilling in youtube, yet having to go out to get one when the hunger pangs bite you in the ass. Nuh uh! Not as fulfilling, but for a deprived person I would assume that would be enough.
Okay, I guess we can stop being juvenile for now. Afterall, there is more to life than steaming, senseless, passionate sex. There is of course LOVE. The word escapes me though, not that I don't believe in it but just jaded by epic proportions. A state of mind that will actually become apparent as I write more in the days to come. I have also imported some of my posts from a previous blog spot. Those were dark times hence, the shadowy theme for them.
With that, I would like to welcome you again.
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Well Alvin, as a Virus, it really is my job to infect people. Hopefully, infectious laughter will be the theme of most of my entries. Now, we concentrate on getting more of those elevator hotties minus the baggage they carry huh? 
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funny, i never thought of it that way.. 
hmmm…this has been a longtime post but nevertheless I was brought here…I just noticed, though, that you probably meant born (when the woman brought out the baby) instead of conceived (when the man brought in the reason for the woman to bring out the baby). 
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Welcome Virus. I’m sure you wont have a hard time infecting everyone in the blogosphere with your abstruse entries…
Posted by alvin at March 21, 2007, 2:06 pm